Rift Walkers Inc

The Ape Father T‑Shirt | Funny Gorilla Mob Boss Tee | Animal Meme Shirt

£30.00 GBP

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Funny animal T‑shirt featuring a gorilla mob boss at a café table. A bold, cinematic, darkly humorous graphic tee perfect for meme lovers and quirky streetwear fans.

A mob-style gorilla boss sits at a café table — cigar in hand, espresso at the ready, flanked by suited enforcers who ask no questions. A stone tablet marked with a banana and cryptic symbols rests beside a red rose: a witty nod to power, loyalty, and primate sophistication.

You don't cross the Ape Father. You just wear the tee.

Part of the Critter Crew Collection by Rift Walkers Inc.

Free UK shipping on orders over £50. Standard delivery takes 3-10 business days.

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached.

All products meet UK safety standards. Printed using eco-friendly, water-based inks. Ethically sourced materials.

Age restriction: Adults only. EU Warranty: 2 years. Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde requirements.

In compliance with GPSR, all products meet EU safety standards. Enquiries: operations@riftwalkersinc.com

SIZE GUIDE

📏 S — Chest 36" / Length 26"
📏 M — Chest 38" / Length 27"
📏 L — Chest 40" / Length 28"
📏 XL — Chest 42" / Length 29"
📏 XXL — Chest 44" / Length 30"

All measurements in inches (chest = pit to pit x2)

👕 Fabric

• 🧵 100% ring‑spun cotton (solid colours)
• ⚪ 90% ring‑spun cotton / 10% polyester (Sport Grey)
• 🌫️ 65% polyester / 35% cotton (Heather colours)
• ⚖️ 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

📏 Fit & Build

• 👌 Regular fit
• 🔄 Tubular construction
• 📐 Shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping
• ✨ Quarter‑turned to avoid centre crease

🌍 Origin

• 🌎 Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Guatemala