Rift Walkers Inc

The Noob T‑Shirt | Funny Animal Tee | Critter Meme Shirt

£30.00 GBP

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Funny animal T‑shirt featuring a chaotic rookie critter on his first day. A bold, charming, brilliantly unhinged graphic tee perfect for meme lovers and quirky streetwear fans.

The Critter Crew has heist veterans, mob bosses, and dockyard outlaws — and then there's The Noob. Fresh on the job. Work boots on the wrong paws. Absolutely no idea what's going on, but showing up with full commitment anyway.

Chaos, charm, and pure beginner energy. Every crew needs one.

Part of the Critter Crew Collection by Rift Walkers Inc.

Free UK shipping on orders over £50. Standard delivery takes 3-10 business days.

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached.

All products meet UK safety standards. Printed using eco-friendly, water-based inks. Ethically sourced materials.

Age restriction: Adults only. EU Warranty: 2 years. Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde requirements.

In compliance with GPSR, all products meet EU safety standards. Enquiries: operations@riftwalkersinc.com

SIZE GUIDE

📏 S — Chest 36" / Length 26"
📏 M — Chest 38" / Length 27"
📏 L — Chest 40" / Length 28"
📏 XL — Chest 42" / Length 29"
📏 XXL — Chest 44" / Length 30"

All measurements in inches (chest = pit to pit x2)

👕 Fabric

• 🧵 100% ring‑spun cotton (solid colours)
• ⚪ 90% ring‑spun cotton / 10% polyester (Sport Grey)
• 🌫️ 65% polyester / 35% cotton (Heather colours)
• ⚖️ 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

📏 Fit & Build

• 👌 Regular fit
• 🔄 Tubular construction
• 📐 Shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping
• ✨ Quarter‑turned to avoid centre crease

🌍 Origin

• 🌎 Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Guatemala